1.There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.
2.Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.
3 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.
4. Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
5. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.
6. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
7. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. . Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
8. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
9. Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
10. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
11. Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
12. Rajinikanth knows Victoria's secret. . Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
13. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai.
14. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
15. Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
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